Oh thank you TV goddess for having blessed me with the opportunity to see this schmaltzy bit of over acting this evening. It’s a rotten slice of corporate America for sure. This is a video of Mr. T doing a product infomercial for some sort of hair-dryer Chinese-made oven. It’s surreal and unsettling to watch so I recommend you watch it too. Up next week: Hulk Hogan sells a grill. Oh wait, he did that already.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find my wallet.