{"id":609,"date":"2005-10-18T21:42:28","date_gmt":"2005-10-19T01:42:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mini.local\/blog\/index.php?entry=entry051018-214228"},"modified":"2005-10-18T21:42:28","modified_gmt":"2005-10-19T01:42:28","slug":"the-chronicles-of-george-tech-support-from-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/biosrhythm.com\/?p=609","title":{"rendered":"The Chronicles of George: Tech Support (from) Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pages and pages of help desk entries and camp stories from a guy named George.  There&#039;s a lot to read there so pull up your electric fireplace and get cozy with the PowerBook.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The world of technical support is like a reflecting pool. To those who exist outside, it appears to be a deep, mystical place; bottomless, terrifying, foreign. The truth, however, is that the pool is only about three feet deep, and the bottom is grainy silt over sharp, hurty rocks.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>she trys to turn her laptop all it does makes is a noise that sound like it is diening<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com\/\" >Link.<\/a>  <i>Thanks, Micah!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pages and pages of help desk entries and camp stories from a guy named George. There&#039;s a lot to read there so pull up your electric fireplace and get cozy with the PowerBook. The world of technical support is like a reflecting pool. To those who exist outside, it appears to be a deep, mystical [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/biosrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/biosrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/biosrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biosrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biosrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=609"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/biosrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/biosrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biosrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biosrhythm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}